Dickhead (Hidden Track)
(R. Williams / J. Meehan)
This is “T” to the mother fu.cking “Ofty”
What’s your problem, dickhead
Don’t kick my dog, dickhead
Don’t beep at me, dickhead
Why you mug me off in my car, dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra, dickhead
There’s a dickhead in your mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don’t want dickheads to be made, dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra, dickhead
Why d’you piss me off in first class, dickhead
I’m not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clart, 'kin Raas Clart
Where’s the chorus dickhead
(Dickhead)
Give me my lighter
Isn’t it lovely,
that we could still be good friends
They say you’ve gone off me,
don’t be so sloppy, baby
Isn’t it lovely,
that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me,
because I’m so lovely, baby
If you diss me you’ll sell copy, dickhead
What d’you expect, dickhead
Radiohead, dickhead
This is pop, dickhead
Size tens, dickhead
Break your shins, dickhead
My security are vicious crew
They’ll kick fu.ck out of you
Only if I ask them to,
but they’ll kick fu.ck out of you
(You’re going home in a Staffordshire Ambulance)
I wasn’t looking at your bird, dickhead
She was looking at me, dickhead
Who do you think I am, dickhead
Who the fu.ck are you, dickhead
Must have me confused
With someone who gives a sh.it
I’ve found the dickhead of the year
And you are fuc.king it, dickhead
Where’s the chorus? No chorus?
Dickhead!
Isn’t it lovely,
that we could still be good friends
They say you’ve gone off me,
don’t be so sloppy, baby
(“T” to the mother fu.cking “Ofty”
That’s right, I’m Tofty.)
Isn’t it lovely,
that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me,
because I’m so lovely, baby
(“T” to the mother fu.cking “Ofty”
That’s right, I’m Tofty.)
(The shi.t is bananas - B A N A N A S - the shi.t is bananas – B A..)
I’ve got a bucket of shi.t, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shi.t
I got a bucket of shi.t, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shi.t
No horse sh.it, cow shi.t, dog shi.t,
no, real shi.t
I got a bucket of shi.t, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shi.t
I got a bucket of shi.t, ohh yeah
I got a bucket of shi.t
Not dog sh.it, cow shi.t, horse shi.t,
real shi.t
(Can we do it again)
Why d’you cut me up in my car, dickhead
Why d’you say bad things ‘bout my bra, dickhead
I’ve got nothing for you, dickhead
Go to bed, dickhead
Don’t wake up, dickhead
Who gives a fuc.k, dickhead
No one gives a fuc.k about you
'cause you’re a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner,
he’s a dickhead, too, like you,
dickhead
Isn’t it lovely,
that we could still be good friends
They say you’ve gone off me,
don’t be so sloppy, baby
Isn’t it lovely,
that we could still be good friends
I know you still want me,
'cause I’m so lovely, baby
Isn’t it lovely
(I tell you what
There’s one out every night
There’s not one, just like
hundreds of the bug.gers
I know you’re coming around ra ra ra
You sound like Snoopy
A rugged Snoopy, arow row row)
Isn’t it lovely
(You dickheads are spoiling it
for t.its like us)
Baby