It takes a certain kinda man with a certain reputation
To rock Givenchy leopardskin, for all the global TV stations,
Broadcasting the FIFA World Cup 🏆 18 celebrations...
(Just because HE can, man)

Ain’t no refutin’ or disputin’ from the hair to his Louboutins
He was looking mighty fine, but the Press had put the boot in,
Saying that he’d sold his soul to Russia’s Mr Putin...
(Just because THEY can, man)

Spasiba!

CHORUS:

Singing for the Russians
Started some discussions
Singing for the Russians, oh
“Well, he MUST be getting paid!”
Singing for the Russians
Started some discussions,
Singing for the Russians, oh oh...
Feed them back their nasty words...

Oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhh...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooohhhh

Circus artists they were twirling,
The crowd were totally fangirling
As our favourite popstar smashed it
Though the press would try to trash it...
Aida on giant bird,
About to sing before the world...
(Bloody hell SHE can, man)

Pete and Ayda looked on proudly
As the stadium sang so loudly
And the crowd all in the stands
Were on their feet to raise one hand 🖐🏻
If they wanted a tame tiger 🐯, they had booked the totally wrong man...
(We know YOU too well, man)

Go Robbie!

CHORUS:
Singing for the Russians
Started some discussions
Singing for the Russians, oh oh
We were watching popstar gold
Singing for the Russians
Popstar seduction 😍
Singing for the Russians oh, oh
Smash it out the stadium!

Oh, oh oh oh......
Oh, oh oh oh, ohhhhhhhh....

Going global 🌍 on the telly
Your dancers 💃🏽 giving it some welly
There’s some Dolly with a football ⚽️
Hope Ronaldo doesn’t hit her...
As he kicks the ball towards the mascot
Standing waiting by your band.
(the little kid can, man)

And the show was nearly ending
Robbie Williams you were trending!
And we heard a bit of Rock DJ
But ITV then cut the ending...
What’s our naughty popstar doing with his hand 🖕🏻?
(Just because YOU can, man)

Singing for the Russians!
Ending the discussion.
Singing for the Russians, oh, oh
There’s an Icon on that stage
Singing for the Russians,
To all the haters - FUCK THEM
Singing for the Russians oh, oh
Go on Robbie... flip that bird 🦅 !

*gets coat*